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>> i am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hopping. ♪ welcome to another episode of the cable news cake party, it is the first day of pride month which is ironic, the only time i'm dressed like a straight man all year. [laughter] some of you have never lost before, good old-fashioned comedy show where everybody is welcome and you can be republican, you can be democrat, just don't be a [bleep] and for those of you who watch cable news regularly, i want to congratulate you making an entire 20 seconds without seeing coverage of trump's guilty verdict. it was insane this whole week. on my way to work thursday some crazy looking homeless dude was like have any he's like the ground because trump is about to speak outside the courthouse it was a bizarre scenario but nice to meet robert de niro. [laughter]

will get to that angry dwarf in a minute but we know political tensions are correct up to 11 so we booked your favorite panelist to help take the edge off. they all got stuck behind pro- hamas protest so let's play the hand we were dealt podcast powerhouse and a liberal comedian who wants to do a fantastic job babysitting my s son, nobody would consider that but we hit the jackpot. [applause] foxbusiness host spent so much time on the fox news jim and i'm pretty sure he's the guy selling ozempic to the other host. speaking of people who need ozempic, sub arena you stop it right now. no problem this week allowed in public again. there she is. i have to bring you down a peg because every time you're on the show i get about 40, tell your way too hot to be my wife

rented, half of them come from you. [laughter] >> i'm glad you're finally reading them. >> it's nice to have you back, sweet potato. you are one of three yellowjacket winners on the panel tonight which is the first in the history of the show. do you have what it takes to beat up to women and become lia thomas cable news? >> i will tell you is no way going to win the yellowjacket. your all-stars right now mcclory expectations. we saw this happen with verdict earlier in the week. we know how that went. he spent a lot of time on instagram. >> i do, i love aliens. as for the rest of america, this trial has been divisive but the good news is, it's a stormy

daniels story so if you don't like the way things went, there's something you can do to change. the bad news is, new york to divert even more money away from the mental health crisis sweeping the city. check out. >> a lot of people mark de niro showing up with a covid mask three years after the pandemic ended, two years after the times published the study mask mandate student work but in his defense, would cover your face if you started. i'll never forget when the movie came out and ran into buddy of mine in the theater. i was like i was just meeting a hooker. [laughter] the guy must be running late, i don't know what to tell you. so my best friends are hollywood screenwriters in the next time they will hold this because of how bad the accounts are needed. >> donald trump wants to destroy not only the city of the country and eventually he could destroy the world.

most to destroy the world, that is the plot the joker, bob. you will tell me trump plant with henry hill, queen of the plot of goodfellas. everyone knows that is the plot of my life. >> and academy award-winning actor shows up with a p*rn star. >> you know a guy with my gambling history is not want to bag on the start of the casino. >> it is in good for me but isn't it rich he's calling trump voters domestic terrorists? he's made ten of the biggest bombs of the last

quarter-century. >> that's true. the guy should be in hamas honorary member. >> like we made 30. do think the crankiness stems from the fact that he became a father again at the age of 80? is he tired from chasing the k kid, overstimulated viagra? >> one 100%. too much; 20 energy to chase hours at 32. to be clear, the first six months i wasn't sure if it was mine. [laughter] anyway. >> consequences of the trial there will be any. according to a pbs news hour people, 67% said that guilty but it would have no effect on the boat and after all this-hysteria and insane round-the-clock coverage and analysis of the verdict, who does that help, who does it hurt? the trial will only move the

needle into the arm of the democratic strategist because of the end of the day voters can't bailout trump for allegedly a p*rn star when biden is drink the whole country. not only grocery course prices up 23% since he took office but gas is up 50% and we were told 300 members of the terror watch list in the country we know of get after september 11 we live by the motto of never forget that tall order for a guy in the late hundred basically running his entire campaign on race dating in january 6 but apparently doesn't remember that either. >> the impact, what happened with international repercussions beyond writing we can fully understand. >> u.s. capitol where freedoms came under july the sixth and january the sixth because erection us storm the capitol hill patriots. >> all right, the erection this. [laughter]

the data is not january 6 and just stay with me. democrats need to send this to save the date like the plan a wedding. biden might not make it back to 1600 pennsylvania avenue but they know how to get to sesame street. [laughter] [laughter] >> losing major support with black voters for now. tons of black friends because you didn't grow up in minnesota or ohio. [laughter] this event was in your hometown for the local sensation and that being said, don't you think it was an odd choice because little kids consider biden to be don't tickle me elmo? >> yes. tickle you if you don't, tickle you if you don't. >> biden comes freshness and we got a big mess'. >> it turns out, was only booked

after another just canceled last minute, apparently big bird failed because what liberals assisted on calling him plus sized. [laughter] you think celebrities will be less likely to endorse biden given low will numbers? >> celebrities are with the guy all the way because a guy who can't remember and the guy can't forget is the guy you can't get behind if you want to change the world. [laughter] >> is true, a guy you want to party with. everybody says hunter's the got to party with because of drugs and all that but biden wouldn't remember it let alone know how to put it on a laptop. biden 2028, i say keep it. dennis quite came out this week and endorsed trump what you think this is an underrated endorsem*nt young female boat given the movies? >> people like the parent trap and they told the young staffer, the past but that movie on the go out to the other room.

[laughter] >> just had our ways and means. standards and practices. >> that's why you needed me. [laughter] a true story, i know he has a lovely new bike and prior to that make brian. harry met sally which would be the remake when very became sally. wade start, vesting i read all week a japanese man who spent $14000 with the border collie give the dream. the human collie said the challenges led him to consider impersonating other animals instead plus he became a little nervous in the cost and after meeting his new neighbor, christina which is not true but is going to consider life as a panda are different kind of fair because easier.

is that an animal you want to be if you want human? you ever thought about that? a dog, a cat. >> an ostrich. too late, past and stick your head in the ground when things are bad. >> he's trying to get out of here as fast as possible. website around, we got a zoo coming up on fox news saturday night elevating stupidity for the dumbest criminal of the sentry award. craig kern joins us on ones and twos and outdoor, game night plane steakhouse for caper. don't miss it,

♪ my favorite story of the week by far. michigan manifested for allegedly driving suspended license the good news is he make it to his trial on time. the bad news is, he got caught driving their. [laughter] better we can court in the 45th president let's check out this video because i love it so much. >> are you driving? >> i'm pulling into my doctor's office actually.

>> maybe i don't understand something. this is driving while license suspended? >> that is correct. >> that he was just driving and he didn't have a license? >> those are the charges, yes. >> i'm looking at his record, he doesn't have a license. he suspended at he's just driving. >> that is correct, your honor. >> by would he do that? defendant bond is revoked in this manner, defendant by 6:00 p.m. today, failure to turn himself in cool resulting no bond. >> to be fair, he stopped the biggest jack -- rhymes with jeffrey toobin but panel, this is a show leads to and making fun of the guy, i thought this

would be a good moment to highlight our own stupidity darting with jenny, what is the dumbest thing you've ever done? >> i mean, say yes to you. [laughter] >> get her out of here. you are nothing before. i'll have to take this. i love you. that's right i did have a bad zoom experience when we had a meeting and someone was going on and on and on mute and you were there and he finally shut up and we go to say, i am click mute to say goodbye and i hit and but didn't realize it didn't actually end the call and i turned to you and i'm like this jack [bleep] was -- [laughter] ding ding ding, all my friends saying you are still on. i mirrored everyone else's sentiment except the guy that was talking smack just like southwest commercial. >> totally. >> give it to me. >> you reminded me, my wife told me the other day, i went to a basketball game in the sky they

recruited and he was playing and i turned to chris and said that guy has got to be the ugliest guy i've ever seen it right in front of me, five faces turnaround better the exact same base and i'm like oh my gosh, i can't believe i said that. i didn't name names. >> you are the reason players go into the stands and fight the fans. >> it was him presenting when the pistons played the pacers. >> so many but i only got one check and i used to to buy check now i don't talk to them. [laughter] >> was ready for comedy? they are squatting in my house. [laughter] >> i can't go. >> i have a few but the best o one, it's the one i shouldn't admit this but there's no way i

have a tv show because it speaks to a level of stupidity that says i'm not capable of the responsibility of hosting a tv show. when i was like 20 going to one of my going to lose 15 pounds and like three days workout mode, i went on a grilled chicken diet so i opened up the foreman grill enter the chicken marinated in barbecue sauce and she calls and says what are you up to? unlike just eating chicken marinated on raw chicken, it's delicious and she says it will kill you. the good news is i did lose 15 pounds. i was in the house for 17 days. i've never cooked before and didn't know how stupid that was because i was going into a lot of life experience. on the ozempic. like clearly overdosing like the

bones are sticking out like you are joe theismann. not good. you are my second dumbest? i am an ambitious guy starting from the bottom, it's a lyric i wrote. in my family because they were gambling to my grandma and mom and everybody, my brother and i $13200 on scratch off and did what anyone with that background would do which is by $3200 of scratch offs like we could turn this into $8 million, broke. we could buy every scratch off in the store and we did. pattering my adam's apple turning the parking lot to make that additional scratch that many of lost. needless to say we were scratching a long time after that experience but summer is here and we are saluting america the beautiful. drinking small businesses out of business across the country in

the first is barbecue in upstate new york, that is next. ♪

new york, family-run businesses on the backbone of the economy and if you don't believe me, you never bought jenny on craigslist. i'm selling behind her back but the rent don't pay itself. all jokes and then was aside, highlighting businesses all summer long starting with this one here. the. [screaming] sixteen, 17 episodes into the show and it's going great and there are obvious signs of improvement in my quality of life as host but today the show but i'm about to do right now, this was the moment i realized i big time. it's not quite hollywood walk of fame but the first stop on america the beautiful to work very highlight reel businesses owned by real people in real america. this was held that a bar and grill in ring, new york. >> i host my own tv show, part of the contract was the owner hooked me up with the car service to the show.

>> you can see they treated me like royalty and i owe it to the sky, real life michael penn. him and his lovely wife served incredible barbecue, phenomenal drinks at a fantastic price and the like all responsible bar owners, a designated driver. >> anymore can get you drunk enough to smoke brass but they will make you credit not that anyone would know what i was up too because they couldn't get inside my privates liberty. >> part of the writer is a give me my own dressing room far from the crotch i can concentrate. >> once i'm done in my dressing room, it time to sing the hits. >> not pennsylvania, i'm out. that's it. [applause]

>> there it is. >> how about the introduction, that was fantastic. a big deal. [applause] a lot of you know me from fox. maybe you have seen dateline or catch a predator. [laughter] he's grateful not. hell of a movie career. he was really great and who could forget his work in schindler's fist? the jokes are going to get raunchy. [laughter] >> all the shows that have maybe want to quit, this is the best one by far. >> we absolutely loved it and it turns out, they like us, too. back in the day if you had a good set, they would call you to the carson couch and then they would invite you to play corn hole to the show and verified that is a game is not a prison term so let's make that money, girl. >> what's, maybe not.

>> shadow for a top shelf paying if you're anywhere in upstate new york, you have to check it out and the food was outstanding entrance on. they got pretty friendly woman if you're into that sort of thing which i of course, am not, jenny. there it is. [laughter] i couldn't find it for a few days, it was in the old glove compartment, you know how that is. is there anything cooler than going to a small town going to a small family run business so kenyan that provide? it's pure america. is it not? i will tell you, they have because his wife allysia is cooking, lip is dedicated to the business so he's drinking and playing bags, he's really the guy. the straw that stirs the mixed drink if you will but the greatest experience and brenberg, you have kids, going up to a business like this is really like the american dream and the sense that these folks put together a business, went to my high school by the way so barely remember to write.

his a very intelligent guy. i've known him my whole life but the coolest thing, do you do this? >> we love small businesses, we can only afford a small businesses but i love that you insult them as you walk in like when you insult a small business, you get chased out of the. [laughter] riding lawn mowers. >> i did it for free. talk smack and have a good time but we genuinely like as we put the store together, we are getting to know businesses we are emotionally invested because they are run by good people. i've been told you been known to talk a little bit between gigs. if you are on the road and want a perfect ten barbecue, have you been in the place emotionally? you emotionally need barbecue and barbecue is there for you, just like listening to luther vandross in your stomach. >> everything is right in the world. [laughter] >> daddies working late tonight.

hot stuff and they have but i didn't joke about the women being friendly, two things going on. family-run businesses so he does have family but they have a lot of fun local people and that's the other thing you get a family place that makes it amazing, the locals were hilarious like even when i walk in, where is your liberace jacket? [laughter] is just like you go there the character in this case, both because the quality. take a bow, it was an honor to perform at the grand reopening and getting ready to headline in new york next thursday june 6 but my question to the panel as you help the business explode, my question for the panel, if you start a small business with a celebrity, this is assuming not me, you can't afford my f feet, six back and i'm not a

lowlife, homeless. but if you start a business with a celebrity, what celebrity would you choose, what kind of business would be? >> is a mom of a teenager right now, the verbiage and how kids talk, i'm getting to that age i don't understand any of it so i think of rosetta stone but for like parents to teenagers so you get teenager dictionary and somebody to explain everybody and as far as a celebrity, self-proclaimed teenager lincoln -- >> he's referred to a self proclaimed big deal, that's what it actually says. i think it's amazing if you go to that translator think, you can do it with joe biden so we can figure out what he saying. >> what you got? >> i will butter somebody up, i would start an etiquette school with dana perino because she can get anything done anytime she wants and people are paying up

that. >> you know this because we both host shows here. when you get a show at fox, they tell you you are excited and she grabs you by the ankles and hold you off the side of the building and tells you a bunch of things on the bush administration never heard anywhere in public and then you behave. i'm not even wearing rhinestones anymore. i'm a whole new woman. >> my business is an invention, i want to make a backup beeper so when everyone exits the conversation immediately you put it on, the bus is backing up and walked backwards out the door because you've got the backup beeper. >> you let them know it was coming and you're out there. a lot of our sponsors are playing it right now, i heard one. jerry "seinfeld" if you're watching, a big fan of us, i know you're watching.

i'd love to open a comedy club with "seinfeld", you might appreciate this, have him be the guy who passes or fails the comics. he could be his old friend hold, the comic strip, late great if he passed you, not great if he didn't because roush and put read you your truth. an academic nothing, i don't know at the same time if he complimented you, it was a big deal. the reason i say jerry is because if you've been following him for the past few weeks, he lost his filter and he might give you it if you know what i mean. he just started while driving you with jokes. "seinfeld" beat you down, but also do it with gavigan, he sent a bottle of bourbon to me last week. this is not a promo. >> you didn't get a job that, did you? >> nice bottles and have some bourbon, we did. i'd like to see him break the

truth because he has strong comedy opinions as well. on the other one i'll add, my two good buddies, sean barry and paul, great musicians, they probably more here in my yard that i have. these are my people, i'd like to open a music venue with them but because we don't have musical names, we call it taylor swift live. [laughter] i feel it's going to be great. we might run into legal problems. >> the first night might be amazing federal. >> court case coming just like that. >> my next guest, one of the biggest voices in all of radio, legendary craig cardin coming up next plus fan favorite game, steakhouse or gay bar is back. stay right here. ♪

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>> america is the michael jordan of countries but lately it feels like we are in a phase where he's laying minor-league baseball for the white sox if anyone can help us go pro again, my next guest is a five tool player if there was one, he does radio, tv, he's even done time and we are pumped to have a host of the show on fox, and listen to the crowd come alive. >> one of the five tools. >> if you want, there was a tool involved. >> a sports media, one quick thing. you do not at this one, we watched care but you've done radio everywhere, which city has the most psychotic sports fans? >> the most psychotic -- you

want this. >> the lunatics in philly, too, i did national stuff but one in race, started in the bronx, there's nothing like the passion and energy however, there is one caveat. when it's negative, we are at our best. [laughter] we are the best negative sports. >> so answer this, that's why i think when it comes to negative, is being a met santa way of going to the dominatrix? >> a jets fan, a fan of most teams and that's what it's like but i made a decision.

the biggest moment of my life in 2009. you're in new york thanks playing phillies in the world series, i hate everything about philadelphia. [laughter] the family i married in two oh, okay? i started the church much like scientology but cooler my church was mets fans were yankees and i became the biggest yankee fan in america. [laughter] our cues are filled every su sunday. [laughter] >> you did it extra because you have of working sports

>> the worst feeling of all t time, i'm gone throughout the in trial trial. i kept down. every poor person says the one word you don't want to hear. it's life-changing and not in a good way. he's obviously different, probably not going to prison as a former president, maybe future president of our country so there is no similarities. similar is being an a courtroom in lower manhattan and a person says guilty as opposed to not guilty but for me, you will have

to make a life decision. it can swalwell you up and the biennial for the rest of your life and you pull yourself up by the bootstraps and make the decision to be about a person in the better life and make amends for the mistake you made and help one day, 20, 30, 40 years ago, it is not the lead and only i can control that. >> i was a great sermon. [laughter] >> is actually a six pool, campaign strategy for trump. what lesson the past question, the current family was going away on a

the fridge rater opened and no sign of people. [laughter] if i see my kids, they would be in bed by 6:00. >> amazing, we will always have this. amazing. [applause] all right, panel

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the loser will not be invited to the liberal kindergarten class. here we go, kids. buckle up. let's not. stick with me. the establishment is called meat the meat in queens, new york. meet spelled in bet. >> i'm going to say steakhouse. >> you are going to say sacred are you reading this? that means you are going to my phone which means the marriage is almost over. i'm kidding. i love you. she's correct, it is steakhouse.

it's not far from here and if you walk in and get a bone in ribeye, thank you, jimmy failla which is never said in my life. [laughter] >> it is a gay bar. [laughter] >> ergo. the open flame in gilbert, iowa. somebody come out of the closet or the kitchen? what's going on? >> i would say kitchen spatula steakhouse in a comment for the panel, here we go. jenny, focus. million dollar cowboy in jackson, wyoming. steakhouse or gay bar? it could be either.

we used to have cowboy stake in the cowboy was one. i will say gay bar. >> incorrect as you do it. >> too much america million dollar gay bar, do you know how long it would take to count the million in singles? >> dana perino, getting a lot and royalties for this. erica. rainbow room, in portland, oregon not to be confused with rainbow across the street here in new york city. >> i'm saying gay bar. >> it is, he's in the lead. here we go. the trophy room, boston, massachusetts. the trophy room. taxidermy or something else, what are we talking about?

>> i will say gay bar. >> and you are correct. jenny, you've got to titus. the land of magic in manhattan, met montana. >> it could be anything. >> must've. >> i'm going to say gay bar. >> wrong again. >> losing my touch. >> the saloon in minneapolis, minnesota. the saloon. you are from there. >> gay bar. >> you are correct. brian brenberg. >> for some reason we were there, the only thing they show is foxbusiness the saloon and keep showing the big money show. the bullring in santa fe, new

mexico. >> i'm going to say steakhouse. >> you are correct. here we go. jenny, you've been eliminated. okay, crave with ek and blue on it, illinois. >> gay bar. >> josephine street and san antonio, texas. josephine streets the mike i hope it's a gay bar. >> you are incorrect. it is a phenomenal -- i feel i had just lost. >> how dare you. a phenomenal steakhouse in san antonio, texas but a quick break, panel stay here. yellowjacket winner will be crowned next. ♪

the where to start about the characters, they frequently take their head off of a cigarette break so there's like little kids walking through with their parents and now they have a headless mickey mouse. >> they do that in afghanistan. [laughter] >> they don't take off by ch choice. >> didn't mean to scare the children. [laughter] >> shadow during hulu be back with the student even though he didn't tip me for that ride. [laughter] on the only driver mike brought a picks up jewish passengers. come on. the way the streets are wrong, this is the moment you've been waiting for, time to give away

the coveted yellowjacket to the best panelist on the show. fierce competition. people one one. came in late in the game, she was great but came in and still beat the panel. it's like an all-star in the movie network and only and for a minute and a half. so jenny has a history. brenberg took the best auto the history of the show. he's given me the tough guy pose the reason we will give it to brenberg is because the trump verdict coming down thursday and lower manhattan, because a good chance your house is getting breakdown optical show so you will need this for a blanket. >> this is going to be tense for

the family. >> you get a jacket and phone call from brad against. micro riley is coming to get you, brenberg. watching fox news saturday night with jimmy failla, set your dvr to 10:00 p.m. eastern every saturday on fox news. don't forget to follow us on social media as an saturday night. a city near you on my everybody calm down to her. tickets on sale at fox across america.com where you can listen to my radio show weekdays noon until 3:00 p.m. eastern. good night from new york city, i am jimmy failla. i'll see you next saturday night and remember especially this weekend and beyond, you can be a republican, you can be a democrat, just don't be a [bleep] ♪ [ ♪ ] [ applause ]

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